MM on moving to Minnesota and moving into my 4th decade.........

Muxloe nearly flipped out and lost the plot last week. So much so that if there'd been just a few more pennies in my account then I'd have run away to Minnesota without so much of a hint of a goodbye to anyone. This is true, it was a serious plan but all this will have to be a musing for another time....in the mean time you patient followers of MM have waited long enough. So here is the first of the clips from the MM hiatus highlights package including all the important news from my absence. Best to imagine this with a 'life of reilly' or paul hardcastle soundtrack like the goal of the month competition or top 40 countdown from days or yore.

In January I hit 30. A top quality evening was held to celebrate/commiserate this momentus moment surrounded by many of my favourite people (some of whom were less favoured after plying me with deadly black sambuccas). This photo has been cunningly mocked up to suggest that I was blind drunk but in actual fact on moving into my 4th decade I also developed a hernia, so am just doubled over in pain...honestly the sambuccas are irrelevant. As I said in my thank you email at the time 'the best thing about turning 30 is that I've had time to collect so many amazing friends'.

Anybody able to help me out with other reasons to be thankful for turning 30 'cos frankly I'm currently struggling?